nitewrighter:

dailyjermasparkle:

commas-georg:

dumbtrannybitch:

featherboabear:

neo-pussy:

traaansfem:

verloonati:

neo-pussy:

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you’ve been complaining that your tits aren’t growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

At the risk of further killing the joke by infodumping, but healthy fats, particularly omega 3 fatty acids are SO IMPORTANT for your brain, heart, and immune health, and it’s very important that you get them from your diet because our bodies can’t actually produce enough to keep us healthy on its own. You can get them from fish (especially salmon!!), walnuts, soybeans, and flaxseed and chia. Monounsaturated fats are really important as well–you can get those from avocados and nuts as well. I’m a big fan of having nuts close by because they’re a very snackable source of protein and fat to keep you going. I don’t know how much of a hand protein synthesis has in growing tits, but growing tissue of any kind is probably going to require a steady supply of calories. As mentioned above, you do want to have carbs (healthy carbs! Preferably with fiber for your gut flora!! Like brown rice!) as well, because those are a more immediate energy source for your body so that it’s not just burning through the protein and fat you consume and those guys can help more with tissue growth.