copperbadge:

cipheramnesia:

dee-the-red-witch:

cipheramnesia:

geekandmisandry:

cipheramnesia:

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer’s apprentice going for you OP?

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

Honestly, my plumber didn’t even have the number of a good drywall guy, a necromancer who also recommends a power washer is top grade service.