Lets do a little group children’s story together, it’ll be like a cool collab, I’ll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety (aww)
I eat him
What the fuck
what the fuck
have you not eaten a worm? freak.
I then steal and eat an entire supply of potatoes from a chain grocery store which is unrelated to Stephenson’s demise, but I’ll still do it for the side plot of this story. Teach the children to eat worms and potatoes- it’s good for your health.
I steal all your internal organs (minus your pancreas) as I enact my revenge after you stole from multiple Tesco Extras
I have no regrets
Look it was just ONE time….fifty or so one times….
I will feast upon your bones as I dine with the mothman
What a dreadfully boring meal, least you could do is pair me with some mashed potatoes. Don’t fuck up my death like you did this children’s story.
okay you know what fuck you
[uneats your bones and throws them into a vat of rotten heinz beins]
