theboombutton:

Look.

I live in a 3rd floor apartment with no elevator. The stairs are too narrow to get a full-grown walrus up. I couldn’t get a couch up them without disassembling it.

The choice isn’t between “Magic is real” and something unusual but possible, like a walrus being in someone’s front yard. The choice is between “Magic is real and someone wants to talk to me” and “Magic is real and someone used it to teleport a walrus to my door.”