littleguysdaily:

krudman:

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

littleguysdaily:

sephiramy:

littleguysdaily:

I’m starting a pirate crew

I might be interested in joining your crew, but what’s the share of booty?

I’d also like to see the ship’s bones rating

All crew get a full share of the booty. Captain gets two shares, quartermaster and surgeon get a share and a half.

Our bones score is abysmal, which is why we need a crew so bad.

Big “Big” Jones reporting for duty!

Oh, he’s horrible, thanks.