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yesterdays-xkcd:

Caption: The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off: "My code's compiling." [Cueball and another are sword-fighting on swivel chairs past an open office.] Manager: Hey! Get back to work! Cueball: Compiling! Manager: Oh. Carry on.ALT

‘Are you stealing those LCDs?’ 'Yeah, but I’m doing it while my code compiles.’

Compiling [Explained]

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