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Poison Guy

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Poison Guy

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Do you have any idea what you did, Zoe? It feels like you should. You’ve been doing this a lot longer than Alice has by certain definitions of interpretating time loops. That isn’t my specialty. I’m a Poison Guy who lives in Seattle. I’m not a Timeloop Guy. I do poisons. I got cursed by a wizard named Edward so that I can secrete poisons from my skin. That’s what I am.

You were always the one that lied, Zoe. For as long as I’ve known about you. You’re the liar. Nothing you say was supposed to be taken as true. That’s how it’s always been from the very beginning. But now you got an ending with Alice. Your story is over.

Do you have any idea what you did, Zoe? And if you told me “Yes, I do”, could I trust that?

If you told me “No, I don’t”, is that better?

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Poison Guy

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I want to start by saying that the sea looks beautiful today. I want to start by telling you that I love how it looks when the stormclouds start parting like armies routed by the cavalier sunbeams piercing through the enemy lines to breach the gray waves and turn them blue. I want to start by saying that I can feel the cold, clammy sand beneath my toes as I dig my feet into wet low tide, and that I don’t mind when I accidentally cut the sole of my left foot on a bit of oyster shell. I want to be happy for you, Zoe. For as long as I’ve known you, you were never really happy. You were just really, really good at putting on a happy face. So good that every time I saw you and Alice it felt like I just wanted you back. And every time, you would make some excuse to come back. You wouldn’t stay for long. The loop would be coming back around by that point. You’d need to go back to the start again. But that was okay, because I got to be there for it. I got to see it all happen.

Zoe, I want to tell you how happy I am for you and Alice. But I’m not as good at lying as you are. Please answer.

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Dolarion Omnipotent, the

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Greetings Honorable Alchemist Zykocea the Radiant, if that is your real name. I am Dolarion the Omnipotent. I have been informed by a mutual acquaintance that you have succeeded in your goal of awakening your beloved, the Venom Mage Dark Queen Alkaxicae, to the nature of your imprisonment, and that she has successfully broken your bindings.

Please be aware that this was a great and terrible thing. Please be aware that there are consequences for doing this. Please be aware that we are trying to reach out to you about your car’s extended warranty, Zykocea the Radiant, and about a great deal many other things.

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Poison Guy

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Zoe, when you were just the lying god trapped in an endless cycle of a meaningful journey, you were given very specific rules to follow. So was Alice. You have both broken those rules and I don’t know where either of you are now but it’s important that you know what’s going on. You turned this into a story, Zoe. Do you have any idea what that means?

You made yourselves the main characters. And then your story ended.