a-sentient-cup:

official-megumin:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

virtualgirladvance:

cowgirlpolyamory:

were–ralph:

biglawbear:

folkmagic:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

would you elect me as tumblr ceo

absolutely we stan

absolutely not. die

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im starting a campaign my leading point is i will be nice to the trans community and i will bring back the 2011 site design

i am so dedicated i will get top surgery and the amount of votes on this poll will determine the size of my newly voluptuous breasts

Can we have a separate poll to determine the amount of said breasts?

Size of Ralph’s new boobs

Right boob

Left boob

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i leave my fate in your hands

we need more right boob

I was expecting like number of breasts, not relative size 😮‍💨

number of wereralph boobs

2 (the standard for humans)

3

4

6

8

10

12

14

18

20 or more

1

0

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we should leave this site in the hands of Ralph and evil wizard.

I’m not much for letting another wizard take a position above me unless it is utmost necesarry.

And I firmly believe that evil wizard will protect us with a bloodied iron fist and many skulls

Were–Ralph and EvilWizard

They should kiss

They will rule together and there will be peace

They will have rule over their own domains, and only interact as needed

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