“Men should put the seat down when they’re done peeing so that I don’t fall into the toilet when I sit down to pee”
“Actually women should be putting the seat back up when they’re done peeing as a courtesy so that I don’t have to touch it and put the seat up before I pee”
Actually, both the seat AND lid should be down when no one is actively using the toilet, because this prevents things from accidentally falling into / accidentally being dropped into the toilet. Also having the lid down when you’re flushing is important because it prevents the toilet from spraying out bacteria.
Why You Should Always, Always Flush the Toilet With the Lid Down