i cheated on my robotics final
i was supposed to make an intelligent maze bot that would avoid moving obstacles and such... but it didnt. none of its sensors worked. i staged a whole presentation where i manipulated the obstacles manually to the tune of a sousa march while the robot followed a hard coded path with predetermined pauses
no one noticed. no one asked. i submitted my actual code with it, with comments that said it didnt work and that i was sorry, and the prof either didnt look at the code or didnt care
i got a 110/100 because it was so "impressive"
i got a passing grade in a programming assignment once where i couldn’t be assed to do it so i just wrote some rp ass text in the report about how the customer (we got like a fake customer request to fulfill) discussed with me about how the project failed and how we would do it differently next time. crucially i did not do the actual project, like at all, i just quickly wrote fanfic about my teachers made up company and my self insert company being bad at working together. i still feel kinda bad for the people who actually did the project and somehow scored lower than me.