Do u not enjoy tasting things

beemovieerotica:

redrook:

beemovieerotica:

true story my spouse made me start chewing my food more often and I was shocked at how flavorful things are. I’m 32

when he first started dating he was sick a lot, and told me about a family legend that they were cursed with stomach problems because his ancestor was a samurai who had failed to commit sepukku, and now they all needed to experience the pain that he should have

and then one day we were having dinner and I was like. hey. are you not chewing your fucking food

and then I met his family. and they all just unhinge their jaws like snakes. horking shit down like wide-eyed seagulls at the beach

anyway he mostly chews his food now and the ancestral samurai’s curse has left him

correlation is not causation