Write an r/AmITheAsshole post told from your OC’s perspective. (Bonus: include replies from your other OCs.)
🐉 u/mon-anarcho-capitalist • r/AmITheAsshole 1mo
AITA for beating the shit out of my dad?
(Everyone Sucks Here)
hey. so this thang happened recently and tbh i might need a second opinion. or a third opinion.
so I (60
00~FtM) got kicked out of my dad’s place like 400years ago and all my siblings like threw me to the curb and took my clothes and tbh that wasn’t an entirely baller move from them but whatever im over it.my boyfriend/husband/older brother was suuuuper manipulated by our dad and he’s the literal golden child so he was held to like ridiculous standards n shit so dad likes to beat the shit out of him a lot.
anyway
my other siblings (6 of em, not gonna bother giving names) are all kinda scared of our dad but im not a little pansy ass bitch so im shit-talking him to his face a lot which usually just gets my partner in huge trouble so i kinda stopped bc hey thags not cool n stuff yk
so i have this dumb fucking nephew i hate him so much anyway um we made him a depression meal bc he was sad and i hate his dumb little sad face so we all got him good food and my dad crashes this party and starts monologuing like a fucking supervillain it was so cringe stg you should’ve been there
he starts making my sister stab herself and totally brings the mood down but my nephew is all like “hey fuck this guy uncle capitalist you can bench like a million pounds and you’re so strong and amazing” and i was like “yeah i am pretty great aren’t I” and so my littlest sibling started throwing our dad around then we all ganged up on him and kicked the shit out of his ugly ass snake face.
we then brought him to a place that i cant legally talk about and made a real spectacle of beating him up aaaaand now my kid/little brother is a bit pissed at me and my other siblings for going too far.
so, reddit, my most trusted confidant, aita?
9.5k upvotes ^\/
Comments
💀u/Foreign_Doppelganger 1mo
INFO: what
🎷u/1877karsforkunts 1mo
my boyfriend/husband/older brother
my kid/little brother
yta just for this. what is wrong with your family.
💋u/ladym27meow 1mo
hard esh never leave this family nobody deserves to be inflicted with this
🔥u/Flamethrower-king-official 🥈🏅 1mo
true everyone here sounds so miserable to be around im so glad i don’t know any of them irl
👽u/heartnessmonster 1mo
THE GUY FROM THE ROOMMATE MURDERER POST???
🐈u/Dementoduck74 1mo
im so glad i don’t know any of them irl
no no no nof ucking way no way the guy from the parasite post knows the op of this post im literally shaking
🧝u/Eoniah_Reddit_Official 1mo
NTA, and Ferry needs to get a grip.
👽u/heartnessmonster 1mo
im going to launch myself into the center of the earth there is no actual fucking way the new ruler of eoniah knows BOTH these people
😶🌫️u/karmaroller3_ 1mo
OP I’m on my Hands and my Knees. DO YOU KNOW THE FAMILY FROM THE GODDAMN PARASITE POST???
🐉 u/mon-anarcho-capitalist OP 🏅🥈 1mo
can you please just answer my question faggot
🇬🇧u/lolagag9_ 1mo
ESH bc ur a capitalist and your dad sucks but for the love of God what is happening here
🗼u/northingtonsoop1325 1mo
i haven’t gone to church in ten years and i think i might just to pray for these deranged horrible people
👾u/8bit-chump-muncher 1mo
OP where did the incest come from. OP? OP???
🪵u/woodyflamingofood 1mo
everyone in this post needs psychiatric help
🤖u/wires-and-bolts2 1mo
OP frequents r/bonersinpublic r/atheism r/christianity r/showerbeer and r/cigarettes this is all we need to know about him
🐉 u/mon-anarcho-capitalist OP 1mo
45.155.56.92
🤖u/wires-and-bolts2 1mo
did you seriously just doxx my ip?
🐉 u/mon-anarcho-capitalist OP 1mo
you mess with the bull you get the horns
🛶u/The_Ferryman_ 1mo
Avarice, please do not “vaguepost” about Lucifer and I on Reddit.
🐉 u/mon-anarcho-capitalist OP 1mo
kill yourself. badly.
👽u/heartnessmonster 1mo
they literally all know each other what the FUCK is happening is this an ARG??? WHAT IS THIS???
🗼u/northingtonsoop1325 1mo
> browses r/Christianity and r/Atheism
> name is Avarice
> dad’s name is Lucifer
is this a demon from the Bible???
🔥u/Flamethrower-king-official 1mo
big if true
😶🌫️u/karmaroller3_ 1mo
big if true
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN JAMES
🐈u/Dementoduck74 1mo
u/Eoniah_Reddit_Official COME BACK PLEASE 🙏 YOURE THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE
💎u/death_jr 1mo
NTA. Also my face isn’t stupid your face is stupid >:(