Hey you. Yeah you. Tired? Been scrolling a moment? Put down your phone for a moment. Go kill your enemy with a rock. Just go, you can find the rock along the way. Put your phone down now and take off running into the night. Don’t worry about dressing warmly or finding the way. Just start running and let your heart lead you to that dumb cocksucker who’s about to get their stupid fucking skull caved in by whatever boulder you stumble across first. Go, beat that ugly mug with a fist-sized piece of granite until they’re unidentifiable by dental record. It’s so easy to get caught up in doom scrolling social media and I wanted to tell you to take a break and go kill your enemy or enemies by hitting them in the head with rocks. Maybe taste the juices that come out but that’s like optional and all, just go start whacking.