yeahokayillreblogthat:

bumblespam-hdd:

angelicguy:

milk5:

angelicguy:

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

yeah okay ill reblog that