got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward
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ok but robotnik’s kind of a dilf tho
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he’s literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr
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@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk
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NOMINATUS ISN’T REAL????
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that you know of
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what
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âŖī¸ lineinthesandFollow
saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado
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ok and??? you’re not special
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THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY
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đ chaoinspace2electricboogaloo
sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here
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â¸ī¸ r0u3eFollow
being an islander be like “are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life”
đ eggpawnkindathiccthoFollow
being a continenter be like “oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today”
đĨ chao-official
being a chao be like “chao chao chao chao chao”
đ eggpawnkindathiccthoFollow
you said it my mans
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đĩ sprinkles-the-chaoFollow
hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus
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dont question him
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hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic
đ extremegayrFollow
op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again
đ mobotropolisFollow
ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history
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someone doesn’t know about the united federations public school system
đ mobotropolisFollow
what the fuck is a public school
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are we gonna talk about op’s chaos radiation fetish
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OP’S WHAT NOW
đ mobiancrossingFollow
ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it’s traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea
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bitch that’s what the internet is for
đ s0leanna-apple-barrell
yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds
âī¸ freesurgeFollow
“infinite chaos emeralds” that’s called the phantom ruby
đŗī¸âđ rainbowwispforgayrights Follow
everybody on this site has brain damage
âī¸ freesurgeFollow
yeah. from the radiation
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đ¸ froggysfriend
caught this today
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đ digginginthegroundfortubers
if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment
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đ teamchaotixofficial
Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent’s a little tight this month :( If we’ve ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3
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do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog’s demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived
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shadow fixed it it’s fine
đŽ n0cturnity
yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on
đ robotniksbignaturalsFollow
kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh
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THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????
đ robotniksbignaturalsFollow
yeah. move over gayboy i’m boutta be shadow’s new dad
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đī¸ berrybarry
starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006
đī¸ berrybarry
why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this
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tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere
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đ h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x
so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me
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đ planetsgiantcrackFollow
the virgin tweeter “if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word ‘cream’ you get obliterated off the site” vs this chad site of “i want to put knuckles back in a microwave”
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BACK????
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ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3
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đ emeraldfwuitgummyFollow
why does tails look like he’s always about to say “it fucken WIMDY”
I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it’s hilarious every time. He’s quite the fan of memes, and it’s nice to get a laugh out of him!
Formally,
Dr. Miles “Tails” Prower, PHD
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SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR–
đ iwishhumanswererealFollow
do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it’s in the name lmao
đ emeraldfwuitgummyFollow
he
WHAT
đ milfwispFollow
didn’t eggman invent this site???
đĒĢ veganswatbot
THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM
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