new sport: one handed embroidery. because if i stop petting my dog we’ll both die.
there’s no one else to pet her. i’m the only one here to take on this burden
how the fuck did you take THAT photo
you people are making this harder than it needs to be smh
Why is there a camera on your CEILING
it’s a phone.
And why do you have 3 phones?
i’m an aspiring problem.




