remember when larian put all the data together from the most popular character creator picks in bg3. and they thought there was a mistake, so they ran the numbers again, and no - the result was just authentically, in a world where you can be pink, and have glowing eyes, and horns, and a tail, the result was the most generic looking human white guy with brown hair
“it’s me, John Baldur”
“it’s always baldest before the gate”
i love when he said it’s balding time and just balded all over
