gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon:
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied “i don’t know i’ve never heard these words in that order” and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn’t even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”
Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor
co worker bought three redbulls and I said “oh you never want to have a three redbull kinda day” and i genuinly think it’s the funniest thing she ever heard in her life. it’s been months and she still says that, “its a three redbull kinda day”. she calls me the funniest person she knows and either she has never met anyone else who uses tumblr or I truly got autism swag