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i thought “car sead headrest” was like, a joke, y'know like “man door hand hook car door” or whatever,,, apparently that’s the name of a band? and their music fucks?

i would like to amend my statement, apparently my partner’s sent me a screenshot from spotify with the band name so i just forgot that they’re a band i guess

I did say this though, i guess my associations with the name are still the same lmao

I MADE A FUCKING TYPO IN POST 1 I AM THROWING MYSELF INTO THE SUN

I MEAN THE FUCKING HUMILIATION I Onl y realized this on post 3 like

oh my fucking god.,

nah that’s never happening to me, sorry to disappoint

Well, if you insist,

@the-arcade-doctor @pokemongames @novacalloway @bigmeatpete69420 @808-bantar @propaganda-inc @renegade4-13 @illululusion @hotdrinkaddict @rainen @pontoonboat @nicknelsonblog @canadianmango @0-peddro @regale–tress @octopus-awareness @farnswalllow @classybulborb @plant-piss @1moldysock @el-pollo-bonito @notakeyring @asdfcharacter @justasubbypuppy @firstproqenitor @monstermashpotato @cassowaryofclaws @friendlyaussiebisexual @dearest-yeosang @lovelythenabeana

I cast mass sumon.

NO. ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT.

I WILL NOT HAVE “CAR SEED HEADREST” AS MY MOST POPULAR POST

yes, you fucking will.

@agentldiddy get ðe x-moots.

I have been summoned to summon more

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