monsterfucker-research-wizard:

the-gnomish-bastard:

franzy52:

the-gnomish-bastard:

franzy52:

the-gnomish-bastard:

franzy52:

the-gnomish-bastard:

“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!

But you cant write lesbian furry transfem smut with a sword can you??

Smut will not win you a duel.

Have you ever tried? What about if youre in a duel against the wizard who is really weak to smut?

If they’re weak to smut, they’re even weaker to a sword.

How about his sister: The wizard who is really weak to smut and resists sharp objects???

Why are none of you understanding. This argument is taking place in a duel. One person has a sword, the other person has a pen. That’s it.

What if John Wick is holding the pen?