remember this holiday season, lesbians are forever. lesbians are eternal. lesbians were here before you and lesbians will be here long after you are gone. you cannot stop us. we’re everywhere. we cook ur meals, we deliver ur packages, we cut your hair and use the clippings to build strange little dolls. we drain your life force in order to remain eternally youthful and vibrant. lesbians are sneaking in ur window right now to steal ur cat and rename it Nickholaous and it will love lesbians more than it ever loved you. lesbians are very sneaky and nearly invisible in the dark.