wearegoingfuckinganywhereman:

comment by DeusExMaximum:
Essay??? That ain't no essay! It's only three paragraphs! (four counting your edit). And not complete ones with five sentences, either!
https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football
For example, THIS is what an average sports article looks like.
reply by gheebutersnaps87:
What the fuck was thatALT