beemovieerotica:

magicstormfrostfire:

beemovieerotica:

the nurse warned me after my surgery that I may experience bowel problems from the medication, so she told me to eat a lot of fiber… and my spouse and I just looked at each other smirking and I literally said out loud “I’m fiberpilled”

Nurse: you should make sure to eat a lot of fiber.


NO BUT THIS WAS MY EXACT EXPRESSION