nateconnolly:

Good Experience: My creative writing professor, one of the kindest, most open-minded arts teachers in any media that I have ever had, gave us an entire thirty minutes to just bring up stupid writing advice and complain about it.

Bad Experience: One of my classmates brought up how people always tell her to delete the word “very,” and then she asked us how we felt about “very,” and I completely forgot that I was a real boy in the real world and not on Tumbler dot Com, so I answered, “I love her. She’s my girlfriend.” And my professor was like “Did you just say the word ‘very’ is your girlfriend?????” and I had to just nod silently and reckon with the permanent damage this website has done to my brain.