authority-point-that-curses-you:
how to make a popular tumblr post:
- start making a post
- write “penis”
- profit
sorry didn’t hear you i saw the word “penis” and blacked out
put the post down
NO
STOP
CEASE THIS ACTIVITY AT ONCE
then work for it
you want this to be a 10k post? then queue this shit up for years to come. drown your poor followers in this post reblogged 57 times
earn that 10k
@hexagonal-wizard you’re famous!
/&
Ampersands: 0
Beats Current Record: No
The gimmick blogs have entered the fray
I am afraid
guess what
The potato gimmicks are coming too.
This post is potato approved 👌
I also approve of this post!
Me too ♡♡
Uh Oh.
Woag Shiatbcrasg
gfuel what
Wgat the fuck in characfed want me ro cosplay fucjjjn
Cupid or somebring??????’mmn
THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD HAS ARRIVED TO THE PENIS POST!
Advancement Made: “Haha”- Penis
Yay, genitals. Gross.
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY-
Curse of:
Your post getting to 10k whether you like it or not. :)
Damn
HA NOW YOU GOT TH3 3PPRBCU IN ON IT WAIT WHY DO I KNOW THAT WORD
Trans pride flag colour picked from op’s profile picture!
