I bet you're actually an ageless immortal of some kind, way older than you claim to be. When were you actually born? The 19th century Romantic era? Medieval era? Ancient Greece?

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

catboybiologist:

tyke-dyke:

miss-peanut-butter-cups:

catboybiologist:

miss-peanut-butter-cups:

catboybiologist:

I am a normal human born in normal human year 19XX

1920!?

Your primitive reliance in Roman numerals

I am denoting variable numbers as to obscure my actual identity, while still reassuring that I am a normal human being born between the years 1900 and 2000

YOU WERE BEING BORN FOR 100 YEARS!!!???

Damn you must have been a big ole baby

I assure you I am normal human or normal human size that was birthed over normal interval of time

I thought you were born in 19 aught 7?