yourplayersaidwhat:

(Psychic’s player missed the last session due to a cold, and is still raspy. Psychic is also playing a shapeshifter who was off doing something else during the previous session, when the party come to pick him up)

Psychic (OOC): So I figured out why [Psychic] sounds like this for this session.

Party: Why/What was he doing?

Psychic(OOC): [Psychic]’s girlfriend found out he has a VERY long tongue.

DM: *Begins Cackling*