reacting to the absolute tiniest accidental misstep or mistake with a declaration of an exaggeratedly extreme response is endlessly funny
“oops sorry for knocking your pen off the table”
“thats ok. blowing you up with one billion bombs btw”
“thats ok. blowing
you up with one billion bombs
btw”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.