teslacoils-and-hubris:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

tooies:

mad scientist ethics board that makes sure that a project is sufficiently unethical before providing funding

sometimes you get a normal scientist trying to apply with a regular invention that just has a puppy shredder attached to it with hot glue or sticky tape

you’d think they’d be disqualified for that, but trying to cheat the system to get research funding actually adds a lot of unethical points