“Miami Mall is trending”.
Sigh. Another morning in America. I wonder what horrors happened there
“Hundreds of police cars showed up…”
Of course
“…when it’s rumored on TikTok a ten-foot tall shadow alien appeared inside the mall.”
It’s sad how this is so expe-
wait what?
“Police claim it was just teens fighting, but would they bring in that many police for kids fighting?”
Yeah man that’s the most American shit I’ve ever heard
“On TikTok they claim the second the alien appeared someone shot at it, and the police tried to arrest the alien”
Yeah man that’s also the most American shit I’ve ever heard
Looked into it & right away saw someone saying “The dark 8-10ft tall beings is not project blue beam. It is a real manifestation of the Nephilim” and there’s something about people so authoritatively debating something that doesn’t exist that crashes energy through my body, I am Awake now.