a cardboard cutout of jerma that runs around like a prop hunt

a clown with permanent stilts, the clown costume+nose are parts of your body

8 large rats in a stack that are somehow mistaken for a person by everyone

mermaid with tiny car head, you can make honk noises

4 inch tall bilingual slime

12 foot tall mech made with a sandcastle for each body part

a tiny cat who is immortal, knows magic, and does not know any human language