i’m firmly a pro abort that thang anti family values anti “and they all lived happily ever after in a perfect little nuclear family” guy but making fankids is really really fun when you only have dysfunctional family models from your own traumatic childhood to go off of. i’m coparenting with these made up people and none of us have any idea what we’re doing. technically this is my kid and i’m the deadbeat dad who left them on their doorstep. i feel like i should be paying child support.