im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime:

blooper-malte:

im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime:

the-gnomish-bastard:

im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime:

the-gnomish-bastard:

im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime:

the-gnomish-bastard:

ratazom:

cerothenull:

kaninchen-reblogs:

While you’re out arguing whether necromancers or illusionists are more evil, the evocation caster just set 15 people and various nearby inanimate objects on fire, which is a clear breach of Protocol III of The United Nations Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons, thus constituting a war crime. In this essay I will —

Hey everyone always says capitalist wizards are inherently evil, and….

…and….

And they’re right.

All of you are stupid. The Enchantment wizards are evil. They are literally taking away free will. Also, them and bards try to magically seduce people. That’s not real consent!

How dare you. I use my enchantment magic exclusively to cover up crimes and when it would be very very funny to do so

Use illusion for that

I do. But what happens after I get caught. Not anymore

That’s part of the fun you pansy

How many intergalactic wars have you started?

I’ve started two.

cool I lost count at 132