if im being totally honest, the biggest reason I wish people on this website had paid more attention in english class and had reading comprehension is so that they would understand when and why jokes are funny. Maybe if y'all understood that a line like “None of these words are in the bible” is only funny because its totally unexpected. Or maybe if y'all understood how to construct jokes for yourself, we wouldn’t have so many comments like “OP check your carbon monoxide detector” because you’d ALSO know how to build a joke. but anyways its the weekend so im fine about this. I’m normal about this. im NOT bothered.
people deserve to know whether the Bible talks about sjw bullshit or not. Or jerking it. Also humor is objective and I think that what I’m doing is hilarious :3 I understand that it doesn’t have to be everyone’s type of comedy but let me have fun <3 this is literally Tumblr - who cares
Also, let’s check, how many of these words were in the Bible?
ifimbeingtotallyhonest, thebiggestreason I wishpeople on thiswebsitehad paid moreattentioninenglish classand had readingcomprehensionis sothat they would understand when and whyjokesarefunny. Maybe if y'all understood that a line like “None of these words are in the bible” is only funny because itstotally unexpected. Ormaybeify'allunderstood how toconstructjokesforyourself, wewouldn’thave so manycommentslike “OPcheckyourcarbon monoxidedetector” becauseyou’dALSO know how to build ajoke. butanywaysits theweekendsoimfine about this.I’mnormalaboutthis. imNOTbothered.
78 out of 110 (67.27%) of these words were in the Bible!
