like my ideal job is honestly i own an extremely shitty bookstore and cafe and you cant order anything from a menu except cold brew coffee (when we run out, we run out) or you can ask me (i am standing behind the counter) for a drink and i will make you a weird espresso concoction based on what i feel like making and it will always cost a flat 5 dollars (i know, coffee should cost less, but here we are. sometimes the drink will be a scoop of vanilla gelato with an espresso shot poured over. sometimes it will be a coffee seltzer. it will probably just be a regular latte most of the time with sprinkles on top), but sometimes i hand you a grilled cheese sandwich or maybe a novella i like instead. we’re only open for three hours between 4-7 in the afternoon btw.
you can also trade me a book in like-new or Good condition for a coffee, but only if it’s a book i want to read.
its the sort of place where none of the chairs match but we do have like, five million outlets and i wont say anything if you want to stay there for the three hours we’re open and only buy one coffee. honestly if you’re cool you can stay later than that but only if you listen to me talk about my wizard novel.
i think what we’re really missing in society is third places with bizarre proprieters.
Relin n Nyor’s bookstore fr 🤣