Me: I have… ideas! By Jove! I must make it to the computer or a notebook post haste in order to create literature! So rarely does inspiration hit this quickly and clearly and I must take full advantage of it!
My body: *knocks on the door*
Me: What is it? I’m in stereotypical insane romantic Victorian writer mode.
My body: Well boss… it seems we’re overdue for a panic attack.
Me: Ah, beans. *falls into the family guy death pose*
My body: Well boss…
it seems we’re overdue for
a panic attack.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.