kuromi-hoemie:

A screenshot of a fake news article is shown from duckduckgo's search results. 

The title reads: Heartbreaking: The hot trans cashier you hoped to talk to was still busy, you're being helped by Craig.

The description reads: They look beautiful and you want to say how much you love their piercings and hair, but Craig is ready to deliver a lukewarm experience you'll forget before you're even out the door. Wait, why are you crying? Come back :(

It was edited in a way to look like it was posted by the Washington Times 2 days ago.

The article's preview image shows a crying emoticon.ALT

I went to the dispensary looking really hot earlier