hello shrimp! you must be exhausted from frying all that rice. why don't you come take a nice warm bath in this completely unsuspicious pot that i have? ignore all the carrots. they are also just destressing :)

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rowanchai:

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rowanchai:

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TRYING TO COOK A COOK ARE YOU???

UNACCEPTABLE I WONT FALL FOR THIS TRICKERY.

FOR THAT YOU WILL FACE THE MOST TERRIBLE FATE

MEND BUTTCRACK

AAAAAAH FUCK NOOOOO

hey man cmon…… i was just joking around……… i would never try and cook you hahaahahahaha….. cmon dude……. OW

I wasnt finished.

I CAST

SHIT YOURSELF

NO PLEASE SHRIMP THE PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT I BEG OF YOU SPARE ME THIS ONCE. pLEAS

@mikopikopon this better not get 10k notes

I just feel at home on this website

Nuh uh no 10k notes to u

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?????

DONT YOU DARE