I’m so sorry but I can’t stop obsessing over the bizarre relationship I have with my one shitty coworker and it’s killing me. I feel like smeagol
“You’re making yourself out to be a helpless victim like I’M the bad guy but really we both know that you’re predicting my reactions and needling me on purpose. You know exactly what to say and do to provoke me and everyone thinks you’re sooooo innocent”
Ma'am I’m clinically depressed. Would you like a fruit roll up
ALT