hoodiegal:

sourcreammachine:

crystalshard:

sith-shenanigans:

mariacallous:

trans-girl-nausicaa:

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

#these are both excellent rules to live by#like#just in general

ALT

Murphy’s Theorem: Anything that can become a triangle, will become a triangle.

Pythagoras’s Law: Any attempt to calculate geometry will go wrong.

Rule of Butterflies: If it exists, there will be a tornado in Texas.

Effect 34: When a butterfly flaps its wings, it creates Pornography.

Murphy’s Theorem and Pythagoras’ Law is just game development