everyone knows that gnomes are nothing but diminuative stupified elves
Not even close. You’re thinking of goblins.
even wikipedia calls your kind diminutive spirits.
In my culture we have a thing called nisser, they are in all practicality gnomes like you, however they only serve to be annoying and beg for rice porridge around Yule.
Meanwhile the noble elves are connected to the gods, known to sometimes plague humanity but also for providing devine salvation in times of need.
They are also known to cause STDs funnily enough, but that is not important…
BUT DOES YOUR KIND HAVE SUCH POWERS??????
Ha ha, funny. But both goblins and elves are descended from fey, while gnomes are not. So…
elves have NOTHING to do with the fey, those are simply english lies and theft of lore.
Clearly you have no understanding of ancient lore
Actually, most elves are descended from fey. The one’s you’re probably thinking of are Astral Elves. Which aren’t really elves.
I’m talking about real world elves, not the fakes from DnD.
Real elves have nothing to do with the fae, that is simply slander
you wouldn’t be so mean if you had a strawberry and cobbled some shoes
me?
I mean sure strawberries are nice, but why would I cobble some shoes?
because who do you think makes the shoes while the cobbler sleeps?
gnomes? I ain’t no gnome
magical elves make the shoes while the cobbler sleeps jeez imagine not knowing your own stories
next your gonna say its christmas gnomes that make the toys for all the good children
well yea, we do have a thing called “nisser” in danish folk lore, and they are a kind of gnome.
these nisser are known as santas helpers, so yes. gnomes do in fact help santa and are what fixes your shoes and similar stuff
Yeah… those aren’t gnomes. Those are midget elves
Gnomes are among the lowest form of angels. They have free wills and are responsible for keeping rocks and dirt earth like
Don’t even start with that religious bullshit
HANG ON A SECOND WHATS WRONG WITH BEING FAE!! The cunning and swift goblin is proof of the fae’s status as peak creatures! We will steal your loose coins and socks and we are proud of it!! Without the goblin, no one would get any work done!
the fae are nothing but bastardised gaelic and nordic mythology. They took the gaelic faeries and stole the scandinavian elves. And for that I will never forgive them
Not us goblins! We’re the Everyman! We’ve been around since the beginning and we will last forever in the nooks and crannies of folklore. England, Scotland, Ireland, Germany, Portugal, Spain, Korea, The Womponoag, Bangladesh, and South Africa are only a TASTE of the nations and peoples that have come up with us. I can’t speak for elves or fairies but Goblins are TRUE!
goblins are wonderful and I will always cherish you.
But I hold nothing but hatred for the fae
We have the same mentality then
good to know that even staunch rivals can find kinship
Oh, you’re not my rival
not in the sense of wizardly might no, you are nowhere near my level.
But as racists, we are evenly matched it seems, hence the rivalry
We are not on the same level, we agree on that, but I think you will find that your pitiful sparks and firecrackers are no match for my supreme arcane power.
you have yet to prove you can even cast a novice level spell
