Oh my god I never even realised until now that you're the one who wrote all those Pokémon reviews. I remember reading your iconic opinions on Garbodor and Lucario YEARS ago and feeling so vindicated that somebody else hated Lucario's stupid fucking mouth.

bogleech:

Sometimes I think maybe I misremember it but then I look it up again and yeah they really portray its mouth like a person mouth and not a dog mouth. it doesnt have a muzzle. it has a mouth like a guy under a giant nose. it doesnt have canine jaws that open up. why did they do that to him. are they cruel