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hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva:
Got captured by a group of superwholock holdouts on an expedition to the 2016 dash. I can’t convince them the fandom wars are over. Think theyre gonna execute me for being a homestuck spy
You’ll be fine. After all, they’re powerless against you.
Because…
♩♪♩♬ You can’t fight the homestuck!! ♬♩♪♩
this is no fucking joke theyve got a glomping squad lined up for me
hold on. one just found my tumblr university ID card in my lab coat. Surely they will spare a tenured professor…
theyre ggetting the fucking yaoi paddle out
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