*sees a cop wounded by his car* omg!!! *rushes to the car and picks up the dispatch radio* OMG hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!~~ ^-^
a, like no.
im gonna like respond appropriately and handle the situation effectively.
i’d put the radio microphone in my mouth and make loud kazoo noises
So this cop tried to draw his gun on what he himself described as “some kids jumping around in a parking garage.” and while doing so, shot himself in the leg, then just fucking died right there. As far as anyone can tell, the kids he was trying to shoot just left as this idiot bled to death beside his cruiser lmao
Side note: the department eventually ruled it a suicide, but the general public consensus that that’s pretty much the best way they could rule it for their own image when “He accidentally shot himself in the leg after turning off his body cam and trying to murder children, then just bled to death next to his car” makes them look horrible on so many levels.
