when i was 4, I ate a worm cause my older cousin said it would give me worm powers like how a spider bit peter parker and gave him spider powers.

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when i was 4, i ate a worm cause my older cousin said it would give me worm powers like how a spider bit peter parker and gave him spider powers.

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ow i wish kid. obvs da worm got semisapient child mimic powers, 4 eksample ride a seesaw or weep it up w laughter over any underwear or diaper