[ID 1: a post by user @ lowqualityfacts. It reads,
“CEO: We need to cut costs.
Accountant: okay. We paid you $50 million last year. We spent $10 million on your private jet flights and luxury hotel accomodations. For some reason you are being paid $1 million for this 45 minute meeting.
CEO: I see. Who’s that in the hallway?
Accountant: That’s Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company from falling apart. We pay him in nickels and GrubHub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.”
ID 2: Tags reading, “literally happened this week where I work”. End ID]
