the-gnomish-bastard:

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the-gnomish-bastard:

Due to recent events that need not be addressed, I will be opening a complaint box. And no, this time it won’t teleport you into a nigh inescapable labyrinth. Though you have to admit, it was pretty funny!

“… If anyone gets stuck in an inescapable labyrinth I’m removing them and making you eat one lemon per person that I have to break out. And if that doesn’t work I have a spray bottle nearby and I don’t remember if it’s water or vinegar, so I do hope you’re either honest or lucky.”

You’d have to get to me to spray me