im gods LEAST favorite femboy, he HATES my ass
Ok so I’ve got a few asks about my username and there’s a relatively funny story so ok. There is a local annual event in my area every summer, the harbour festival.
Last year I went with friends. I was staying at my friend’s house cause I was gonna get piss drunk. The whole thing is one big party. All an excuse to get drunk.
Anyway we went during the day and we were going back to my friends to get food before we went back. And I really wanted caffeine and I was considering whether I should get a Lucozade or get a coffee at his house.
I decided I’d get some at his but jokingly said “hold on, i hear this fixes all your problems.” Started praying. Now seems a good time to mention that I am a Satanist and my friend is a pagan. I said “damn god if I got some coffee now I would do anything. Anything at all. (Insinuatingly) Like hmm I’d let you peg me in my dreams bro”
I kid you not. I turned the corner to walk down to the car and there was a big bottle of Lucozade right there. Right in front of me on the window sill. And who am I to ignore a sign from God? I took that shit and drank it. Now I’m gods sugar baby I guess.
that is very very funny <3 maybe i need to get railed by a cosmic being?
I think everyone needs to be railed by a cosmic being at least once. If not for enjoyment, just for the experience.