Hi everyone! I’m Fifi Fafner, the Fake Facts Fox. With so many bloggers using an animal mascot in sickly green and purple iilluminaughtii colors for some reason, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up has decided to jump on the bandwagon in a disgusting show of pandering and trend-chasing!
From now on, this NFT-looking pixelated re-compressed aesthetic atrocity will be the face of the blog, because God has abandoned us and all that remains controlling the world are sicker and sicker despots and sadists reducing art and culture to foul greedy parodies of what our species could have been.
Though the blog is just text and lacks video and audio, please read all facts posts now in a shrill, annoying voice full of toxic positivity with a la croix level hint of tiredness and/or fear.
