were–ralph:

were–ralph:

I saw a short guy with the largest thighs i’ve ever seen on a man and i audibly said jesus fuck without realizing it and he turned around but didn’t see me and my dick almost flew right off

The coworker next to me was like “what is it with gay men and thighs? i don’t get it” and like you absolutely do not understand janice mind your own fucking business im eating with my eyes